Archive for October, 2011

You straight up said that your mother is the only person who can love you the way you want to be loved. BUH BYE.


Oct 06, 2011 - No Comments
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Yes, I’ve heard of the company you work for. Shut up about it.


Oct 06, 2011 - No Comments
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The fact that you’ve asked me the same “getting to know you” questions every time we meet leads me to believe you’re “getting to know” quite a few people.


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I really didn’t like that you encouraged me to walk around your apartment without my shirt on while your roommate was home.


Oct 01, 2011 - No Comments
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I can’t understand a word you’re saying when your hammered and that’s like 70% of the time.


Oct 01, 2011 - No Comments
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