Archive for June, 2011
So my boyfriend just broke up with me yesterday and he used the line “i think we would be better off as just friends”. He said that i’m too awkward in public and that he feels we have to work to hard to just have a normal relationship and don’t act how boyfriends and girlfriends are supposed to act in public.
Jun 12, 2011 - No Comments
You admitted to me that after our second date you forgot my name….and took to calling me Sugar.
Jun 12, 2011 - No Comments
You never let anything go…you just keep choking and choking it until it dies. Kind of like my love for you.
Jun 12, 2011 - No Comments
Stop wearing asshole shirts from wal-mart. “Resentment” is not a sexy clothing line.
Jun 10, 2011 - No Comments
I realized the scenarios that run through your brain are the things that horrible dreams are made of.
Jun 10, 2011 - No Comments
Honestly, I’ve seen some freaky things in my day. But you just straight scared the shit out of me girl!
Jun 09, 2011 - No Comments
Don’t expect me to come running back into your arms after you decided to burn down my kitchen because your stoned ass left weed brownies in the oven all night.
Jun 08, 2011 - No Comments
You seriously wanted to get married in your family’s barn. I knew you were a redneck and I thought I loved you and could get over it, but not this time.
Jun 07, 2011 - No Comments
I paid for your cell phone bill, your dinner, your rent, and your drinks. I hope that one night in Vegas was worth losing your sugar daddy.
Jun 06, 2011 - No Comments
Don’t expect me to call you ever again after you posted a naked picture you took of me while I was sleeping on facebook.
Jun 05, 2011 - No Comments
You have no decency. Years ago it was jokes about 9/11, then the tsunami jokes and now tornado jokes. You are such a disgusting and wretched individual you make me want to throw up.
Jun 05, 2011 - No Comments
You started doing research into 3-D sex games. Sorry if I wasn’t good enough.
Jun 04, 2011 - No Comments
I don’t respect anyone who tells me that their cousin is hot and that you kissed once, but it was just because you were drunk.
Jun 03, 2011 - No Comments
You told me that you’d break up with me if I didn’t go with you to the NSYNC and New Kids on the Block Reunion show….so I did!
Jun 03, 2011 - No Comments
Clearly you have issues when you tell me that the most important part of a relationship is making sure that it’s ok for you to go to strip clubs.
Jun 02, 2011 - No Comments
I thought my family was crazy but your family is full of PHSYCOS!!!! your aunt not only yelled at me but cussed me out for talking to her husband (your uncle) about YOUR issues!!! they have outcasted me for being concerned about you….so i said F U! to all of you. i have my own problems to deal with i DONT have time to deal with yours & YOUR CRAZY ASS FAMILYS too!
Jun 02, 2011 - No Comments
