Archive for December, 2010
It was our 4th date, you asked for something from the glove box and about 50 moving violations popped out at me. Why didn’t I just meet you there?
Dec 28, 2010 - No Comments
I’m the type of girlfriend that likes to pay my way. But I’m not the type of girlfriend that will let you suck me dry and take your friends out drinking on “date night”.
Dec 28, 2010 - No Comments
Before every discussion I always had to ask…”are you going to blog about this?”
Dec 27, 2010 - No Comments
You bragged and bragged and bragged about your band and how good the percussion section was (you were in it), so when I finally got to see a show I was a little disappointed to realize you (sometimes) played the triangle.
Dec 27, 2010 - No Comments
You remain dumped because when you say lets start over you think we will return to our 18 yr old selves.
Dec 27, 2010 - No Comments
You spilled a drink on me and when you walked away I thought maybe you were going to get a towel or a napkin but you just showed up with another drink for yourself.
Dec 27, 2010 - No Comments
You dumped me via text…and I pretended NOT to have gotten it…and dumped you in person. Ha ha.
Dec 26, 2010 - No Comments
I didn’t want to be with a person who shaved his entire body anymore…I can’t keep up with that.
Dec 26, 2010 - No Comments
You worried more about what Jimmy At The Gym thought about you than what I thought about you. Well go fuck Jimmy then.
Dec 26, 2010 - No Comments
You were such a control freak that I was never allowed to buy or wrap any presents that went to you or under your tree.
Dec 26, 2010 - No Comments
You were disappointed that I wouldn’t watch “When in Rome” with you for the 15th time.
Dec 25, 2010 - No Comments
You pounded a shot of port after dinner…I didn’t expect you to know the etiquette but I didn’t expect that you would toss you head back and slam the christmas crystal on the dining room table and exclaim “ahhh” either.
Dec 25, 2010 - No Comments
You’re the type of person who plops down and watches the 24 hour “Christmas Story” marathon.
Dec 25, 2010 - No Comments
Times are tough right now, so when you were laid off I had no problem helping you out. However, when I found out that you had been rejected from over 300 jobs due to being fired (not laid off) for stealing a taser from a cop …my sympathy was quickly lost.
Dec 24, 2010 - No Comments
Once Christmas is over we are done. If this Christmas is any indication of the future, I need to get out while the getting is good.
Dec 24, 2010 - No Comments
It didn’t bother me that you carried a murse, it bothered me that you never let me put anything in it.
Dec 24, 2010 - No Comments
You would come over and tell me how I wasn’t taking very good care of my body because I wasn’t take 31 vitamins a day like you….but what I find funny….you eat McDonalds almost everyday. So excuse me for not following your dietary advice.
Dec 24, 2010 - No Comments
